The Uber Report
I'm Jaymz. All I want is a person that will lay under the stars with me and talk to me about each other until the sunrise appears. Yes, cheesy. Though, that's just how I like it.

I'm chasing that feeling I felt at Christmas time. When the world stood still under your sheets, I couldn't move if I tried.
I never knew I could be so scared of something so divine. Said, "It's just a nightmare..."
  • thehealthywarrior:

    miamiacoda:

    swaysclothingline:

    asaawhiteperson:

    where do you get Cheetos that big

    that’s a chihuahua

    Those are carrots.

    this post is a mess.

    (Source: justinbiebergoth, via theflowerchildexpress)

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  • lovequotesrus:

    Everything you love is here

    (Source: anamorphosis-and-isolate)

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  • (Source: best-of-memes, via whyalexandria)

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  • alcoholicgifts:

    ecofrat:

    me gettin stabbed as usual

    "lol what can you do"

    (Source: shovel2, via mazzimonster)

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  • My little friend.